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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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