I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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