awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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