i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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