i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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