nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Couch. On fire.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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