If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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