another moral hangover. fuck.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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