She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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