How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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