this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
