brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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