why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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