More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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