Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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