I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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