he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she smelled like a LAN party
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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