quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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