I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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