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We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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