Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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