If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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