Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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