TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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