Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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