i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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