He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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