why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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