my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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