Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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