just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Houston, we have a squirter
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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