so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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