Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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