Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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