I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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