He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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