Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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