3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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