if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
