we have pet lesbian snakes
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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