Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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