It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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