Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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