omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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