Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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