Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
FUCK WHALES
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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