i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
