Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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