Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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