You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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