Do you still have your period?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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