hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize