who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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