sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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