This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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