Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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