normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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