Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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