I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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