you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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