So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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